Tokyo Bounce

There’s no escaping the evil feline. Not that you don’t expect a hefty dose of Hello Kitty at a place like the Tokyo Toy Fair. Most of the products are just what you’d expect – normal girls’ toys but branded with the HK name. Still, some products are so obnoxiously over-the-top that we couldn’t resist giving them their own post…

Hello Kitty gargle aid

I believe we must have mentioned the general Japanese obsession with gargling before. And now we know how they train their children to follow this healthy habit – by putting a HK gargle spout on the bathroom faucet. I must be missing something though… why is water from a spout better than water for a cup when it comes to gargling?

The Hello Kitty orchestra

Gather up all the neighborhood girls. We have a piano, microphone, guitar and violin – all dripping with Hello Kitty. I foresee a lot of drama with this – every little girl wants to be the diva lead singer, no?

The Hello Kitty toilet lid handle

Potty training is no picnic. But Hello Kitty can help. Just affix this gigantic handle to the toilet seat lid so that even a small child can lift it up.

No word on whether making Kitty-chan a prominent feature of your bathroom will result in regular freak outs from the adults and older children in your home.